animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL, PUFFINS. YOU HAVE THE HAIR OF A KITTEN.

NO, PUFFINS, YOU ARE FALLING APART. YOUR SPLIT ENDS ARE DEVELOPING SPLIT ENDS AND YOUR WHISKERS ARE BENT AND SPINDLY.

DON’T LISTEN TO HER, PUFFINS. LISTEN TO ~ME~. I AM YOUR ~INNER BEAUTY~.

YES, PUFFINS, BUT I AM YOUR OUTER HIDEOUSNESS. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME.