
Michelle; Student; Oregon;
I think you'll find that I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult.

YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL, PUFFINS. YOU HAVE THE HAIR OF A KITTEN.
NO, PUFFINS, YOU ARE FALLING APART. YOUR SPLIT ENDS ARE DEVELOPING SPLIT ENDS AND YOUR WHISKERS ARE BENT AND SPINDLY.
DON’T LISTEN TO HER, PUFFINS. LISTEN TO ~ME~. I AM YOUR ~INNER BEAUTY~.
YES, PUFFINS, BUT I AM YOUR OUTER HIDEOUSNESS. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME.