YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL, PUFFINS. YOU HAVE THE HAIR OF A KITTEN.
NO, PUFFINS, YOU ARE FALLING APART. YOUR SPLIT ENDS ARE DEVELOPING SPLIT ENDS AND YOUR WHISKERS ARE BENT AND SPINDLY.
DON’T LISTEN TO HER, PUFFINS. LISTEN TO ~ME~. I AM YOUR ~INNER BEAUTY~.
YES, PUFFINS, BUT I AM YOUR OUTER HIDEOUSNESS. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME.
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when your boyfriend eats cereal twice a day and uses up all the spoons
EHMAGOD SHARON JONES IS COMING TO EUGENENEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

My part of Oakland is full of poor people. There’s at least one murder a week. Old creeps pimp out teenaged girls in broad daylight. You can buy crack or heroin 30 feet from my door, and two of my neighbors have been held up at gun point this summer. And the City of Oakland says they don’t have the police to stop any of that. But a bunch of people protesting the fact that rich people got a bail out and everyone else got nothing? The city shuts them down tight. Bang. Done. Riot act. Do you ever get the feeling you’ve bean cheated? I do. Every day.
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#w/e scar deserved that throneDisagree. Look at how fast the economy crashed when he took over.
The demand for gazelles swiftly exceeded supply, and that’s not even accounting for inflation. Not to mention all the subprime mortgages Rafiki was responsible for roping all those other baboons into; not a single baboon could afford their watering hole adjacent homestead on the savannah, but they went for them anyway.
Don’t even get me started on the vultures. Welfare abusers — all of them.
I hope the Elephants don’t use Scar’s past economic policies against Simba. It’s not his fault he inherited the problems of the former administration. You try finding jobs in this climate.
basically got 120 percent on my chinese test

but I got 7.98/8 on my homework. WHO THE FUQ DOES THAT. .02?!?!?! -___- Just gimme the damn 8
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